All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
