You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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