it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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