just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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