So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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