last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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