Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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