i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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