Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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