proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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