If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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