there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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