she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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