Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
