Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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