oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Drake has all the answers
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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