Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize