did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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