ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize