i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I need a beard to bite.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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