my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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