please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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