She's JV to your varsity
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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