guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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