Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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