dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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