go do what you do best...puke behind churches
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
there is glitter all over my balls
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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