I CAN MOONWALK!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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