what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Slut skills are useful in every country.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
