I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
