Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Quick, to the slutcave!
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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