We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
