Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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