so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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