You really coming over, don't trick.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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