Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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