I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
