i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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