There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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