My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you had me at cake vodka
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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