So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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