i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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