i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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