My room smells like vodka and shame
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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