Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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