tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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