Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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