They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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