ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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