just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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