idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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