I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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