Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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