You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize