I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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