ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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