so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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