with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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